Arses famous quotes

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
-- Anthony Foley

#Trying #Arses #Remember

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.
-- Benedict Cumberbatch

#Arses #Bigs

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
-- Christine McVie

#Pain #Stupid #Arses

The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
-- D. H. Lawrence

#Cutting #Arses #Body

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse
-- Dean Cavanagh

#Arses

A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
-- e. e. cummings

#Men #Political #Arses

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Arses

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.
-- George Galloway

#Two #Arses #Blair

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.
-- Hal Duncan

#Destiny #Arses #Sometimes

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
-- Harold Pinter

#Pain #Cancer #Arses

The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.
-- John Lahr

#Theatre #Arses

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
-- Karl Pilkington

#Ducks #Arses #Kicks

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
-- Keith Miller

#Arses #Pressure #Cricket

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
-- Noel Fielding

#Arses #Fingers #Stuck

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.
-- Ray Winstone

#Long #Arses #Want

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
-- Robert Muchamore

#Arses #Cards #Business Card

Dance music was on its arse before we came along.
-- Sergio Pizzorno

#Music #Arses

I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.
-- Susannah Constantine

#Girl #Lazy #Arses

It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse.
-- Tamsin Greig

#Interesting #People #Arses

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.
-- Tony Abbott

#Arses

I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.
-- Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi

#Arses #Sitting #Might

I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.
-- Lady Sovereign

#Shopping #Arses #Going Out

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse
-- Tony Windsor

#Arses #Sells