Eamon Dunphy famous quotes

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He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Bills #Clown
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Bottles
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Bottles #Coke
That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player!
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Arses
They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Dresses #Finals
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Sex #Memorable #Men
You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Poverty #Needs #Produce
Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Unbeatable #Combination #Ability
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer...
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Dancer
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Clubs
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Division #Thirds
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Night
Found out. A nothing player.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Player #Found
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Football #Memorable #Games
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Baby #Memorable #Years
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Feet #Three
Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Mother #Memorable #Men
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Football #Memorable #World
Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Wimbledon #Wells
They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Intelligent #Winning
We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Memorable #Mourinho
Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.
-- Eamon Dunphy

#Soccer #Football #Nice

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