"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"

-- Karl Pilkington

#Ducks Quotes #Arses Quotes #Kicks Quotes

“And die of nothing but a rage to live.”
“I remember being in Dublin in a cafÃ© and seeing him [Jack Gleeson] two or three years ago, and he came in - Joffrey[from the Game of Thrones] came in - and I remember being so star-struck. I don't like famous people and I don't really get star-struck. But I remember seeing him and being so impressed that he was walking around. So I really like Joffrey.”
“I can pass days Stretch'd in the shade of those old cedar trees, Watching the sunshine like a blessing fall,-- The breeze like music wandering o'er the boughs, Each tree a natural harp,--each different leaf A different note, blent in one vast thanksgiving.”
“The best way to persuade is with your ears.”
“Who can determine where one ends and the other begins?”
“The river , corrected the Rat, It's my world...What it hasn't got is not worth having...”
“the unconscious forces that govern accessible memory are the most arbitrary of editors and the absolute masters of our lives.”
“You got responsibilities when youâ€™re a leader. You got a responsibility not to kill too many of your men. Or whoâ€™re you going to lead?”

Source : Mark Lawrence (2011). “Prince of Thorns”, p.13, Penguin

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