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If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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I have a dreadful fear that the more you try to prevent revealing the self, the more you do.
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Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite cartoonist retires or [Stephen] Colbert wraps it up, you’re not left believing everything they’re telling you.
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I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
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The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
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Always remember: Life is for enjoying.
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A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn't have said.
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Remember kids, I have life insurance.
