"You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once."

-- Noel Fielding

#Arses Quotes #Fingers Quotes #Stuck Quotes

“Mom's eyes blazed. "Are you sleeping with her?" Oh, god. Did we have to do this here? Now? "Well, actually," I smirked, "we don't get a lot of sleep.”
“My upbringing made me think that real legitimate music is written, not heard”
“There isn't a simple person anywhere in this world.”
“A sturdy, hardened sinner shall advance to the utmost pitch of impiety, with less reluctance than he took the first step while his conscience was yet vigilant and tender.”
“I do think that even if the average person doesn't care, it IS a big deal. Like, it's been a foundational principle of our democracy for 240 years.”

Source : Source: live.washingtonpost.com
“My experience in growing up in Scientology is that it is both mentally and at times physically abusive,”

Source : "David Miscavige: A cult figure in the fame game" by Jamie Doward, www.theguardian.com. July 7, 2012.
“No man who respects his mother or loves his sister, can speak disparagingly of any woman; however low she may seem to have sunk, she is still a woman. I want every man to remember this. Every woman is, or, at some time, has been a sister or daughter....”
“I'm running for Governor, and this Honey Badger is ready to fight.”

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