"My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat."

-- Noel Fielding

#Funny Quotes #Summer Quotes #Wall Quotes

“Progress comes from finding better ways to do things. Don't be afraid of innovation. Don't be afraid of ideas that are not your own.”

Source : Response Post to David Winer's "Scripting News for 12/21/2006", scripting.wordpress.com. December 21, 2006.
“I don't want to deny my femininity. But would I want to be a stay-at-home mother? No. On the other hand, you should be allowed to do that, as should men, without being sneered at.”

Source : "Keira Knightley Engaged: Actress Talks Marriage In ‘Vogue’", www.huffingtonpost.com. September 17, 2012.
“The only place I can go where I'm not mobbed is my house.”
“I'm not a rock star, I'm not Seane Corne or Shiva Rea or Rodney Yee or Baron (Baptiste) or John Friend, and thank God, because there's just too much risk of getting hit by flying tomatoes if you stick out that much.”
“It's hard to know when to respond to the seductiveness of the world and when to respond to its challenge. If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between the desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
“Darren Hardy has written a new bible for the self-improvement space. If you are looking for the real deal-a real program, with real tools that can change your life and make your dreams a reality-The Compound Effect is it! I plan to use this book to go back and look at what I need to again work on in my own life! Buy ten copies, one for yourself and nine more for those you love, and pass them out now-those who get it will thank you!”
“Instead of constantly adapting to change, why not change to be adaptive?”
“Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again”

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