"When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me."

-- Noel Fielding

#Funny Quotes #Kids Quotes #Men Quotes

“If things get too much for you and you feel the whole world's against you, go stand on your head. If you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.”

Source : Harpo Marx (1985). “Harpo Speaks!”, Hal Leonard Corporation
“The man whose whole activity is diverted to inner meditation becomes insensible to all his surroundings. His passions are mere appearances, being sterile. They are dissipated in futile imaginings, producing nothing external to themselves.”
“The good thing is that there is a constant need for innovation, which is important in the evolution of music and sound.”
“As far as CGI and hand-drawn animation, I consider them both nothing more than tools for drawing pictures, the same as crayons or oils. Which is why, to me, the most important thing is what it is you are drawing, and in the themes that I depict, I think hand-drawing is the most effective.”
“No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.”
“My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude.”
“And Adam ruled, for he was the King. Until the day his will to be King deserted him. Then he died, food for a stronger. And the strongest was always the King, not by strength alone, but King by cunning and luck and strength together. Among the rats.”
“There is no higher claim to journalistic integrity than going to jail to protect a source.”

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