Bananas famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.
-- Alexander Stoddart -
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
-- Andy Murray -
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
-- Audrey Hepburn -
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
-- Bradley Whitford -
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
-- Brendan Morrison -
If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!
-- Carlson Gracie -
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez -
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.
-- Chris Isaak -
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman -
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
-- Daphne Guinness -
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
-- Darynda Jones -
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
-- Dianne Wiest -
A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.
-- Dwyane Wade -
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
-- Edith Wharton -
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
-- Elizabeth Banks -
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.
-- Frankie Muniz -
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia After the second banana slaughter
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez -
As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.
-- George A. Romero -
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic.
-- Gerald Celente -
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
-- Ginnifer Goodwin -
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
-- Harry Styles -
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
-- Harvey Korman -
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.
-- Jack Osbourne -
Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running.
-- Jobriath -
The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle.
-- Joe Armstrong -
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
-- John Diefenbaker -
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.
-- Katherine Applegate -
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.
-- Kevin Keegan -
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana...
-- Kiran Desai -
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
-- Lauren Child -
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
-- Lee Kuan Yew -
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
-- Louise Rennison -
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.
-- Mario -
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.
-- Mario Balotelli -
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
-- Mark Ruffalo -
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
-- Mike Piazza -
Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.
-- Miles Teller -
Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.
-- Nicki Minaj -
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
-- Noel Fielding -
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.
-- Nora Ephron -
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
-- Pauly D -
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-- Peter Kay -
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
-- Robert Fulghum -
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head.
-- Ryan Lochte -
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
-- Ryan Stiles -
I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.
-- Sarah Dessen -
You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.
-- Sarah MacLean -
Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.
-- Stanley Tucci -
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.
-- Steve Carell -
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.
-- Stone Gossard -
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.
-- Tarsem Singh -
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence
-- Tony Horton -
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
-- Vilayanur S. Ramachandran -
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.
-- William Powell -
Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas.
-- William Tenn -
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
-- Xavier Cugat -
Such a movement would cause the ACLU to go bananas!
-- Donald Wildmon -
You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.
-- Guy Maddin -
I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island
-- Ice Prince -
We share half our genes with the banana.
-- Robert May, Baron May of Oxford -
We share half our genes with the banana. [After the announcement Jun 2000 that a working draft of the genetic sequence of humans had been completed by the Human Genome Project.]
-- Robert May, Baron May of Oxford -
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.
-- Burt Prelutsky -
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.
-- Sanya Richards-Ross
