Cookies famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.
-- Adam Baldwin -
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
-- Alec Baldwin -
Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought." "And what have you come up with?" "Cookie," I anounced proudly. Xavier scrunched up his face. "No way." "You don't like it? What about Bumblebee?" "Worse." "Snookie-Wookie?" "Do you have any cyanide?" "Well, some of us are just a bit hard to please.
-- Alexandra Adornetto -
I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.
-- Alison Sweeney -
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar
-- Allen West -
One of my greatest pleasures in life is promising myself I will not drink, or smoke, or take coke, or do heroin, or eat cookies, then doing it. It's a pleasure that can be repeated daily.
-- Amanda Filipacchi -
We don't consider a trip to Boston complete if it doesn't include a visit to Flour Bakery for a BLT and a couple of cookies. With Flour, Too we can live vicariously and be there whenever we want.
-- Amanda Hesser -
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.
-- Amy Krouse Rosenthal -
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.
-- Anna Howard Shaw -
My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about this, I tend to put it all down as habit or it's just acting.
-- Anthony Hopkins -
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.
-- Anthony Hopkins -
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-- Barbara Johnson -
College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.
-- Bill Gaede -
People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies.
-- Bobby Knight -
Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.
-- Carol Bellamy -
I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.
-- Carrie Ann Inaba -
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?
-- Charles M. Schulz -
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.
-- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie -
I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.
-- Chris Evert -
Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.
-- Claudia Gray -
If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.
-- Cooper Edens -
The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.
-- Criss Jami -
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie
-- Darynda Jones -
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.
-- Debbi Fields -
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.
-- Don Young -
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
-- Elizabeth Banks -
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.
-- Elizabeth Meriwether -
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.
-- Elvis Costello -
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.
-- Emily Oster -
If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do..
-- Eric Jerome Dickey -
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
-- Erma Bombeck -
All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.
-- Etta James -
If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.
-- Frank Iero -
It shall be my pleasure to remedy it. First, it is not your strength or your speed that draws me. It's your...everything. Your laugh, your wit, your emotions and the way they change. Your courage, your sweetness, your near obsessive delight in cookies. Second, you are indeed a prize. You've made me want what no one else ever had. A communion of bodies." -Zacharel to Annabelle
-- Gena Showalter -
Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.
-- Gracie Gold -
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
-- Heather Brewer -
People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab.
-- Heidi Klum -
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
-- Hillary Clinton -
It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?
-- Hoda Kotb -
I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.
-- Ilona Andrews -
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.
-- Ina Garten -
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.
-- James Broughton -
So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.
-- James Patterson -
Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.
-- James Patterson -
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
-- Janette Barber -
I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.
-- Jared Leto -
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.
-- Jared Padalecki -
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
-- Jean-Claude Van Damme -
I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
-- Jeremy Renner -
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there.
-- John Oliver -
There were a lot of teen stars that were very cookie-cutter... I'm just being me.
-- Justin Bieber -
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!
-- Laura Wilkinson -
When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears.
-- Leslie Mann -
Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense.
-- Maria Bartiromo -
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.
-- Maria Shriver -
I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day.
-- Melissa Etheridge -
There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.
-- Michael Neill -
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
-- Mignon McLaughlin -
If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium.
-- Misty May-Treanor -
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
-- Neal Boortz -
A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything different. HR departments often want cookie cutter employees, which inevitably results in cookie cutter solutions.
-- Nolan Bushnell -
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
-- Nora Roberts -
If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?
-- Pat Murphy -
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
-- Peter De Vries -
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.
-- Robert Iler -
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
-- Salman Rushdie -
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
-- Sandra Bullock -
I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter.
-- Sandra Bullock -
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them." "Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.
-- Simone Elkeles -
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.
-- Sinclair Lewis -
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.
-- Susan Beth Pfeffer -
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.
-- Susan Beth Pfeffer -
A world without right or wrong was a world that did not want itself, anything other than itself, or anything not those two things, but that still wanted something. A world without right or wrong invited you over, complained about you, and gave you cookies. Don't leave, it said, and gave you a vegan cookie. It avoided eye contact, but touched your knee sometimes. It was the world without right or wrong. It didn't have any meaning. It just wanted a little meaning.
-- Tao Lin -
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.
-- Vanna White -
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!
-- Wally Amos -
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
-- Will Ferrell -
I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos don't have. We have them all except the WBA, which is why Haye is such an interesting cookie for me to eat.
-- Wladimir Klitschko -
I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.
-- Danielle Campbell -
I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.
-- Devon Windsor -
I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.
-- Devon Windsor -
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
-- Gary Gulman -
After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.
-- Justin Smith -
I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.
-- Maud Welzen -
If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?
-- Pat Murphy -
Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others.
-- Debora Spar -
I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.
-- Jenna Lyons
