"Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker."

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Source : "Last Comic Standing". Comedy, Game-Show, Reality-TV, www.imdb.com.

Gary Gulman

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“The burden of this world is too great for one man to bear, and the worldâ€™s sorrow too heavy for one heart to suffer.”
“I do not want to be tolerated, or misnamed. I want to be recognized.”
“People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong.”
“When you are up close to an opera singer, hearing this incredible volume of noise coming from a human being - its beyond belief.”
“Election' made zero money at the box office, but it started my career.”
“On the day we filmed the scene, a bee stung me. I screamed and cried so much they called a doctor, and my father said, "It can't hurt that badly!" But it wasn't the pain that upset me, it was the thought that I mightn't be in the film. Already the little professional.”
“We learn to lie by believing words rather than experience.”
“It's a reality here. We're a team that at this time of the season, with teams trying to get to the playoffs, it's going to be difficult to win.”

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