"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?"

-- Will Ferrell

#Parent Quotes #Cookies Quotes #Santa Quotes

“I've worked hard and accomplished what I've accomplished in the heavyweight scene.”
“It holds for good polity ever, to have that outwardly in vilest estimation, which inwardly is most dear to us.”
“Depending upon their version of Eurocentric Racialism, then 9 times out of 10 I feel very comfortable with it. This is how it's supposed to be. I would like to think the Klu [sic] Klux Klan version isn't included in this. Eurocentrics goes beyond reactionary Christian, political militias. I believe in seizing the end of time, not being a passive part of it.”
“I hate going out in Brighton now. It's different in London. People respect you more there.”
“I don't remember my life before I had children.”
“The digestive canal is in its task a complete chemical factory. The raw material passes through a long series of institutions in which it is subjected to certain mechanical and, mainly, chemical processing, and then, through innumerable side-streets, it is brought into the depot of the body. Aside from this basic series of institutions, along which the raw material moves, there is a series of lateral chemical manufactories, which prepare certain reagents for the appropriate processing of the raw material.”
“I have not revoked this law, nor will I, for it is everlasting, and those who will enter into my glory must obey the conditions thereof; Even so Amen.”
“I was surrounded by life and beauty. My soul was content, and my life felt full.”

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