Ice Cream famous quotes
03-21-2025
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
-- Adam Carolla -
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
-- Adam Sandler -
Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.
-- Adrian Peterson -
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
-- Alice Cooper -
If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can.
-- Alison Sweeney -
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)
-- Ally Carter -
There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
-- Amal El-Mohtar -
You really do hate me, don't you? I mean, destroying someone's ice-cream cone? That's vicious." Her cheeks reddened. "I didn't see you there. Honestly." She wiped at his shirt more frantically, as if she could prevent it from staining if she rubbed hard enough. "Oh, now I see your plan, and it's far more devious than I thought." Daniel smirked. "You were looking for an excuse to grope me.
-- Amanda Hocking -
For every two degrees the temperature goes up, check-ins at ice cream shops go up by 2%.
-- Andrew Hogue -
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as it exports, and where top bankers are paid millions for destroying economic value, while hospital cleaners create value many times their pay
-- Andrew Simms -
I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.
-- Andy Gibb -
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.
-- Angelo Pellegrini -
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.
-- Anne Fadiman -
If Abstract Expression reached for the sublime, Pop turned ordinary imagery into icons. Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol illuminated the transformative power of context and the process of reproduction. Claes Oldenburg's soft ice-cream cones and hamburgers changed sculpture from hard to soft, from stasis to transformation.
-- Arne Glimcher -
I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.
-- Arsene Wenger -
It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants. When it doesn't come when he asks he tends to get confused and nervous.
-- Arsene Wenger -
Monterey was the Maraschino cherry on top of the Sundae that was the '60s. It was totally unprecedented, and the audience was unprecedented in their joy.
-- Art Garfunkel -
I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated.
-- Avril Lavigne -
I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it.
-- Aziz Ansari -
Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it into his face. That's how much I like him.
-- Banana Yoshimoto -
A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.
-- Barbara Walters -
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
-- Barbra Streisand -
I should probably confess that ice cream is my favorite food, and I eat it every night. When I go grocery shopping, I try to buy a new flavor, rather than reverting back to a favorite flavor. I'm on a mission to taste every flavor of ice cream out there!
-- Becca Fitzpatrick -
I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.
-- Bjork -
I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes.
-- Bob Farrell -
Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.
-- Boman Irani -
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
-- Brad Pitt -
The noonday devil of the Christian life is the temptation to lose the inner self while preserving the shell of edifying behavior. Suddenly I discover that I am ministering to AIDS victims to enhance my resume. I find I renounced ice cream for Lent to lose five excess pounds... I have fallen victim to what T.S. Eliot calls the greatest sin: to do the right thing for the wrong reason.
-- Brennan Manning -
If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.
-- Bruno Maag -
Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?†Kylie asked. “Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit,
-- C.C. Hunter -
Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich.
-- Caroline Paul -
People should try eating no animal products for just ONE DAY a week.
-- Casey Affleck -
I've been experimenting more and more with LN2, liquid nitrogen. I've used it in battle on 'Iron Chef America,' but have also made some great ice creams at home for my family. Since it freezes basically on contact, you can have ice cream ready in mere minutes.
-- Cat Cora -
Israel is the very embodiment of Jewish continuity: It is the only nation on earth that inhabits the same land, bears the same name, speaks the same language, and worships the same God that it did 3,000 years ago. You dig the soil and you find pottery from Davidic times, coins from Bar Kokhba, and 2,000-year-old scrolls written in a script remarkably like the one that today advertises ice cream at the corner candy store.
-- Charles Krauthammer -
I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm, working on the railroad. I think this eclectic career helped me a lot in life.
-- Charles R. Schwab -
There is a joy in the actual taste of vanilla ice cream that does not come from knowing the chemical formula of vanilla. There is a joy, an inherent aliveness in the body that you can experience if you pay attention to your body. But if you live up in your head, in your words all the time, you don't notice it.
-- Charles Tart -
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
-- Chris Pratt -
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream?
-- Christina Perri -
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.
-- Claes Oldenburg -
Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!
-- CM Punk -
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
-- CM Punk -
The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.
-- Crystal Reed -
Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.
-- Dan Savage -
I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four.
-- Daniel Gilbert -
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
-- Daniel Handler -
[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.
-- Daniel Handler -
The improved American highway system isolated the American-in-transit. On his speedway he had no contact with the towns which he by-passed. If he stopped for food or gas, he was served no local fare or local fuel, but had one of Howard Johnson's nationally branded ice cream flavors, and so many gallons of Exxon. This vast ocean of superhighways was nearly as free of culture as the sea traversed by the Mayflower Pilgrims.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin -
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
-- Dave Barry -
At some time in the history of the universe, there were no human minds, and at some time later, there were. Within the blink of a cosmic eye, a universe in which all was chaos and void came to include hunches, beliefs, sentiments, raw sensations, pains, emotions, wishes, ideas, images, inferences, the feel of rubber, Schadenfreude, and the taste of banana ice cream.
-- David Berlinski -
My family lived off the land and summer evening meals featured baked stuffed tomatoes, potato salad, corn on the cob, fresh shelled peas and homemade ice cream with strawberries from our garden. With no air conditioning in those days, the cool porch was the center of our universe after the scorching days.
-- David Mixner -
My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.
-- Deborra-Lee Furness -
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
-- Don Kardong -
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
-- Don Roff -
There's nothing pretty about ice. Ice grows nothing. But we've got this in our minds that we've got to make everything cold.
-- Don Young -
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
-- Donna Lopiano -
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music.
-- Duke Ellington -
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.
-- Dylan Lauren -
Under present conditions, people are preoccupied with consumer goods not because they are brainwashed but because buying is the one pleasurable activity not only permitted but actively encouraged by our rulers. The pleasure of eating an ice cream cone may be minor compared to the pleasure of meaningful, autonomous work, but the former is easily available and the latter is not. A poor family would undoubtedly rather have a decent apartment than a new TV, but since they are unlikely to get the apartment, what is to be gained by not getting the TV?
-- Ellen Willis -
You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
-- Eric Bristow -
All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.
-- Etta James -
When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms.
-- Eudora Welty -
I don't always have the best eating habits. I like butter and ice cream. There are days when I should work out and I don't. But it's never too late to change old habits.
-- Florence Griffith Joyner -
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
-- Frank Ocean -
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.
-- Fred Durst -
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
-- Frederica Mathewes-Green -
Well I took her over to a soda fountain over on Bo's She had an Ice Cream Sundae and a hot cup of Jo She leaned way back just to straighten up her hose Well the ice cream melted and the coffee froze.
-- Gene Vincent -
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!
-- Ginger Rogers -
The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect.
-- Hal Porter -
It's still possible to savor the remarkable foods that millennia of human ingenuity have teased from milk. A sip of milk itself or a scoop of ice cream can be a Proustian draft of youth's innocence and energy and possibility, while a morsel of fine cheese is a rich meditation on maturity, the fulfillment of possibility, the way of all flesh.
-- Harold McGee -
Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.
-- Heather King -
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
-- Heston Blumenthal -
Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!
-- Homer -
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.
-- Howard Thompson -
If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream -- all that terrible fast food stuff! I just bought a new corvette sports car ... would I put oil in the gas tank? Would I?
-- Jack LaLanne -
I know I have to run 20 more minutes if I eat ice cream. Basically, I eat everything, but I just do more training.
-- Jackie Chan -
For nine miles along a submerged ridge, the corals rise in lumpy hillocks that spread out 100 yards or more, resembling heaped scoops of rainbow sherbet and Neapolitan ice cream. The mounds, some 100 feet tall, sprout delicate treelike gorgonians that sift currents for a plankton meal. Fish, worms and other creatures dart or crawl in every crevice. This description could apply to thousands of coral reefs in shallow, sun-streaked tropical waters from Australia to the Bahamas. But this is the Sula Ridge, 1,000 feet down in frigid darkness on the continental shelf 100 miles off Norway's coast.
-- James Dwight Dana -
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
-- Janette Rallison -
We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs.
-- Jean-Dominique Bauby -
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
-- Jeff Kinney -
Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good.
-- Jeffrey Steingarten -
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.
-- Jennifer Crusie -
It's not a diet, it's a way of life that teaches you better skills. For years, I felt like I could never have ice cream, but now I can eat ice cream occasionally!
-- Jennifer Hudson -
You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on.
-- Jennifer Love Hewitt -
I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good.
-- Jerry Greenfield -
So much business is based on the belief that we should do whatever we can within legal limits to make as much money as we can. Ben & Jerry's was based on values, and we try to operate a business that not just sells ice cream but partners with all our stakeholders - whether that's suppliers or customers - to bring about a more sustainable world.
-- Jerry Greenfield -
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.
-- Jerry Greenfield -
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
-- Jim Bishop -
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself.
-- Jimmie Johnson -
The man who invented Eskimo Pie made a million dollars, so one is told, but E.E. Cummings, whose verse has been appearing off andon for three years now, and whose experiments should not be more appalling to those interested in poetry than the experiment of surrounding ice-cream with a layer of chocolate was to those interested in soda fountains, has hardly made a dent in the doughy minds of our so-called poetry lovers.
-- John Dos Passos -
A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream or aspirin or gin. They even need to buy a pinch of intellectual catnip now and then to liven up their thoughts...
-- John Dos Passos -
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
-- John Wagner -
God put this game last, and it's just like putting a cherry on top of your Sundae.
-- Jonas Jennings -
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.
-- Joseph Epstein -
Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.
-- Kate Smith
