"Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal."

-- Dan Savage

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“I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.”
“Designed to â€˜Effectively Frustrateâ€™: Copyright, Technology, and the Agency of Users.”
“The absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing like a Mass Effect guy hanging out with a Sailor Moon, and they're just having a great time. Nerds, we love what we love with a passion and sometimes it's an angry passion, and to see that all sort of bleed out and everybody just connect”
“Few people know that I grew up in Germany and that my family still lives there.”
“The two great cultural and political currents of Italy have always only been concerned with the masses.”
“As a filmmaker I cannot make anything beautiful. I'm Platonic in that sense.”
“I believe that if you have faith in your own abilities then in the end others will have faith in them too, even if they need a little persuading.”
“If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.”

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