Ann Coulter famous quotes

The Episcopals don't demand much in the way of actual religious belief. They have girl priests, gay priests, gay bishops, gay marriages it's much like The New York Times editorial board. They acknowledge the Ten Commandments or " Moses ' talking points" but hasten to add that they're not exactly "carved in stone.
-- Ann Coulter

#Girl #Religious #New York

There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you're hiding something.
-- Ann Coulter

#Thinking #Isis #Media

According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.
-- Ann Coulter

#Years #California #Immigration

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.
-- Ann Coulter

#Gun #Support #Interviews

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.
-- Ann Coulter

#Soccer #Decay #Growing

All of these riots around the globe are endangering the world. And mobs are always dangerous, destructive things that end society. Liberal policies promote mobs because liberals crawl on the mobs, the destruction wrought by the mobs to attain power. Tere's only one way to react to a mob to save civilized society, and that is to smash the mob. It is not to mollycoddle the mob.
-- Ann Coulter

#World #Way #Destruction

With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.
-- Ann Coulter

#Cancer #Japan #Earthquakes

Britain makes it absolutely, blindingly clear that it is liberal social welfare policies. And they have turned a good chunk of their native population into animals. They are absolute animals. They are not humans with free will. They eat, they screw, they drink.
-- Ann Coulter

#Animal #Population #Free Will

The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.
-- Ann Coulter

#Atheist #President #Nonsense

There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.
-- Ann Coulter

#People #Needs #Narcissistic

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.
-- Ann Coulter

#Years #Two #Divinity

What I'm critical of is - the White House attacking conservatives, for saying we're elitist for pointing out that Harriet Miers isn't qualified to sit on the Supreme Court. I'm starting to feel sort of bad about - about saying that. And I'm annoyed with George Bush [Jr.] for putting us in the position of having to say that.
-- Ann Coulter

#White #House #Annoyed

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.
-- Ann Coulter

#Favors #Might #Healthcare

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.
-- Ann Coulter

#Jobs #Dirty #Hatred

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard,
-- Ann Coulter

#Decision #Be Kind #Gentle

This is the difference between conservatives and liberals. Liberals want justices to vote a certain way. We [ conservatives] want a particular legal philosophy, a philosophy for how to interpret the Constitution.
-- Ann Coulter

#Philosophy #Differences #Justice

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.
-- Ann Coulter

#Names #America #Political

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.
-- Ann Coulter

#Opponents #Emotion #Argument

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
-- Ann Coulter

#People #Engagement #Literature

A married woman, the safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband.
-- Ann Coulter

#Husband #Home #Married

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
-- Ann Coulter

#New York #Gun #Political

If we had complete knowledge, you wouldn't need any intelligence gathering whatsoever. The president isn't god. We do have intelligence gathering.
-- Ann Coulter

#President #Gathering #Needs

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
-- Ann Coulter

#Waiting #Doe #Dollars

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
-- Ann Coulter

#Rolling #Facts #Republican

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.
-- Ann Coulter

#Hurt #Hate #Police

If it were true that conservatives were racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist, stupid, inflexible, angry, and self-righteous, shouldn't their arguments be easy to deconstruct? Someone who is making a point out of anger, ideology, inflexibility, or resentment would presumably construct a flimsy argument. So why can't the argument itself be dismembered rather than the speaker's personal style or hidden motives? Why the evasions?
-- Ann Coulter

#Stupid #Self #Style

I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.
-- Ann Coulter

#Thinking #Usa #Troops

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.
-- Ann Coulter

#Children #Tree #Upset

For decades now, [Fuller] Torrey has been warning America what would happen if the dangerously mentally ill were deinstitutionalized, and it's all come true. Today, the only place we can put mental patients is on MSNBC.
-- Ann Coulter

#America #Warning #Today

There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.
-- Ann Coulter

#Republican #Democrat

We have way too many lawyers, the price for them has plummeted and you will have a miserable and unsatisfying life. Unless you get into Harvard Law. You could be in a yurt on the Mongolian Plateau and they'll say, "Oh you must be smart. You went to Harvard Law."
-- Ann Coulter

#Smart #Law #Way

There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.
-- Ann Coulter

#Cancer #Government #Excess

I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment.
-- Ann Coulter

#Thinking #Devil #Trials

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.
-- Ann Coulter

#Atheist #Needs #Evolution

Harvard graduates just cannot shake the idea that they know better than everyone else what's best for us and that they're capable of running a mammoth, unwieldy government program providing each one of us with the precise health insurance we need, at a good price, with no waste or fraud. Trust them, they worked it all out on paper their junior year.
-- Ann Coulter

#Running #Government #Years

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.
-- Ann Coulter

#Thinking #Appreciate #Upset

If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you're not careless when you drive a car.
-- Ann Coulter

#Suicide #Car #Planning

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.
-- Ann Coulter

#Silly #Worry #President

I don't think I have an unkind word for any.Except Muslims. I've been cross with them since 9/11 2001. I can't remember why but it was something bad.
-- Ann Coulter

#Thinking #Unkind Words #Remember

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
-- Ann Coulter

#Form #Cases #Treachery

Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin's little teleplays.
-- Ann Coulter

#Character #Littles #Conservative

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.
-- Ann Coulter

#Loss #Dumb #Would Be

This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.
-- Ann Coulter

#Christian #Jew

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
-- Ann Coulter

#Usa #Starting Over #Lasts

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.
-- Ann Coulter

#Lying #Gun

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.
-- Ann Coulter

#Christian #Mean #Firsts

Do you know what Christianity is? We believe your religion [Judaism], but you [Jews] have to obey.
-- Ann Coulter

#Believe #Christianity #Judaism

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
-- Ann Coulter

#Love #Country #Hate

I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.
-- Ann Coulter

#Book #Reading #Mean

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.
-- Ann Coulter

#Country #Gun #Female

Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?
-- Ann Coulter

#War #Thinking #Oil

We're bombarded with liberal propaganda 24/7, from the early morning shows, Hollywood movies, documentaries and sitcoms, all major newspapers, fashion magazines, the sports pages, public schools, college professors and administrators, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Unless liberals specifically seek out Ann Coulter books and columns, which I highly recommend, or tune into Fox News or conservative talk radio, they have no idea what conservatives are thinking.
-- Ann Coulter

#Sports #Fashion #Morning

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
-- Ann Coulter

#America #Self #Differences

I'm sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.
-- Ann Coulter

#Christian #Thinking #Organization

I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that's really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.
-- Ann Coulter

#Christian #Ideas #America

I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.
-- Ann Coulter

#War #People #Hell

I love the question-and-answer. I love to see liberals try to thrash their way to a coherent argument. And actually, I think it's fun to debate.
-- Ann Coulter

#Fun #Thinking #Trying

I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.
-- Ann Coulter

#Welcome #Problem #Problem Solvers

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.
-- Ann Coulter

#Cat #Tire #Ends

This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.
-- Ann Coulter

#Believe #Law #Christianity

It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.
-- Ann Coulter

#Dog #Mean #Differences

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.
-- Ann Coulter

#Hate #Nice #Party

Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. That's why liberals promote policies to break up families. Every social malady is a victory for the left. A couple gets divorced and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A child is born out of wedlock and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A person gets addicted to drugs and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!"
-- Ann Coulter

#Children #Couple #Drug

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.
-- Ann Coulter

#Strong #Married #Vote

What I and other commentators do is attempt to move the public opinion. We try to change minds.
-- Ann Coulter

#Moving #Mind #Trying

I cut through the nonsense with the blinding light of truth.
-- Ann Coulter

#Cutting #Light #Nonsense

Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.
-- Ann Coulter

#Issues #Halos #Want

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.
-- Ann Coulter

#Scary #Publicity

Listening to liberals invoke the sanctity of "science" to promote their crackpot ideas creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill Clinton cite Scripture.
-- Ann Coulter

#Ideas #Feelings #Listening

All we can do is politely ask aliens from suspect nations to leave ... while we sort the peace-loving immigrants from the murderous fanatics.... Muslim immigrants who agree to spy on the millions of Muslim citizens unaffected by the deportation order can stay.
-- Ann Coulter

#Order #Scary #Spy

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.
-- Ann Coulter

#Two #Together #Sticks

This is no time to be precious about locating the exact individuals directly involved in this particular terrorist attack.... We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
-- Ann Coulter

#Country #Cheer #Dancing

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.
-- Ann Coulter

#Running #Thinking #Firsts

In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.
-- Ann Coulter

#Law #United States #World

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.
-- Ann Coulter

#May #Terrorist

I'm getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how 'moderate' and 'centrist' they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where's this center - somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?
-- Ann Coulter

#Tired #Gun #Trying

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
-- Ann Coulter

#Clinton #Masturbation

Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.
-- Ann Coulter

#Gay #Offensive #Homosexuality

The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.
-- Ann Coulter

#Mean #Jail #Innocence

I think [women] should be armed but should not vote...women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it...its always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.
-- Ann Coulter

#Children #Thinking #Ideas

I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly.
-- Ann Coulter

#Honor #Criminals #Might

Not exactly smashing stereotypes of liberals as mincing pantywaists, the left's entire contribution to the war effort thus far has been to whine.
-- Ann Coulter

#War #Effort #Stereotype

I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions.
-- Ann Coulter

#Evolution #Rosters

Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.
-- Ann Coulter

#Teacher #School #Priesthood

Much of the left's hate speech bears greater similarity to a psychological disorder than to standard political discourse. The hatred is blinding, producing logical contradictions that would be impossible to sustain were it not for the central element faith plays in the left's new religion. The basic tenet of their faith is this: Maybe they were wrong on facts and policies, but they are good and conservatives are evil. You almost want to give it to them. It's all they have left.
-- Ann Coulter

#Hate #Psychological Disorders #Play

Looking at the line-up of speakers at the (Democratic National) Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours. We'll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty, and he'll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for the money and he gave it to them.
-- Ann Coulter

#Running #Fun #Years

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.
-- Ann Coulter

#Liars #Hypocrite #People

Even if corners were cut, (Iran-Contra) was a brilliant scheme. There is no possibility that anyone in any Democratic administration would have gone to such lengths to fund anti-Communist forces. When Democrats scheme from the White House, it's to cover up the President's affair with an intern. When Republicans scheme, it's to support embattled anti-Communist freedom fighters sold out by the Democrats.
-- Ann Coulter

#Cutting #Iran #White

Reagan took an approach to the Cold War dramatically different from any other US President. To wit, he thought we should win. This was a fresh concept. At the time, it was widely ridiculed as a dangerous alteration of US policy. Only after it worked was Reagan's dangerous foreign policy recast as merely a continuation of the policies of his predecessors.
-- Ann Coulter

#War #Winning #President

Canada used to be...one of our most...most loyal friends, and vice versa. I mean, Canada sent troops to Vietnam. Was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?
-- Ann Coulter

#Mean #Vices #Troops

You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.
-- Ann Coulter

#Want #Blowhards #Be Careful

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.
-- Ann Coulter

#Hate #Thinking

My track record is pretty good on predictions.
-- Ann Coulter

#Track #Records #Predictions

Gore said foreigners are not worried about 'what the terrorist networks are going to do, but about what we're going to do.' Good. They should be worried. They hate us? We hate them. Americans don't want to make Islamic fanatics love us. We want to make them die. There's nothing like horrendous physical pain to quell anger. Japanese Kamikazes pilots hated us once, too. A couple of well-aimed nuclear weapons got their attention. Now they are gentle little lambs.
-- Ann Coulter

#Couple #Pain #Hate

Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.
-- Ann Coulter

#Anorexia #Way

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.
-- Ann Coulter

#Men #Looks #Republican

In a comprehensive study of all public multiple shooting incidents in America between 1977 and 1999, economists John Lott and Bill Landes found that the only public policy that reduced both the incidence and casualties of such shootings were concealed-carry laws. Not only are there 60 percent fewer gun massacres after states adopt concealed-carry laws, but the death and injury rate of such rampages are reduced by 80 percent.
-- Ann Coulter

#Gun #Law #America

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
-- Ann Coulter

#Country #Leader #Religion

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.
-- Ann Coulter

#Silly #Order #People

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
-- Ann Coulter

#Talking #Literature #Terrorist