Masturbation famous quotes

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
-- Ann Coulter

#Clinton #Masturbation

Masturbation is good for the right arm.
-- Daron Malakian

#Arms #Masturbation

Masturbation is great for the right arm
-- Daron Malakian

#Arms #Masturbation

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
-- Dudley Moore

#Safe #Want #Masturbation

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
-- Gary B.B. Coleman

#Masturbation #Made

Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups
-- Inga Muscio

#Hiccups #Masturbation #Cures

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
-- Jeremy Piven

#Crime #Masturbation #Should

Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.
-- Karl Marx

#Sex #Philosophy #Masturbation

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.
-- Li Na

#Writing #Masturbation

It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.
-- Linus Torvalds

#Exercise #Intellectual #Masturbation

Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!
-- Lydia Lunch

#Men #Taught #Masturbation

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.
-- Mart Crowley

#Sex #Looks #Masturbation

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
-- Milos Forman

#Masturbation

Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.
-- Mohammad Hussein Fadlallah

#Female #Masturbation

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.
-- Red Peters

#Littles #All Alone #Masturbation

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
-- Robert Clark

#Homeless #Pity #Masturbation

Stars today are just masturbation images.
-- Robert Mitchum

#Stars #Today #Masturbation

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you ***** with a partner.
-- Slavoj Žižek

#Sex #Love Is #Masturbation

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
-- Thomas Szasz

#Sex #Disease #Masturbation

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen

#Sex #Humorous #Masturbation

But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
-- Woody Allen

#Links #Masturbation

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
-- Cam'ron

#Blood #Jerk #Masturbation

The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.
-- Mick Garris

#Masturbation #Audience

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
-- Roddy Piper

#Busy #Masturbation #Mary

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.
-- Lynndie England

#Odd #Masturbation #Really Weird