Roddy Piper famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
-- Roddy Piper

#Motivational #Sports #Wrestling
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
-- Roddy Piper

#Funny #Badass #Wrestling
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
-- Roddy Piper

#Wwe #Pay #Pipers
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
-- Roddy Piper

#Wind #Wwe #Ducks
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
-- Roddy Piper

#Suicide #Wrestling #Pro Wrestling
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
-- Roddy Piper

#Gun #Men #Rocks
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
-- Roddy Piper

#Dark #Light #Wwe
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
-- Roddy Piper

#Hair #Wwe #Rowdy
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
-- Roddy Piper

#Wwe #Needs #Tough
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
-- Roddy Piper

#Busy #Masturbation #Mary
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
-- Roddy Piper

#Wwe #Diapers #Red
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.
-- Roddy Piper

#Pages #Arena #Trouble
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
-- Roddy Piper

#Wrestling #Wwe #Doe
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
-- Roddy Piper

#Kings #Wrestling #Thinking
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.
-- Roddy Piper

#Grateful #Thinking #People
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
-- Roddy Piper

#Wall #Kids #Wrestling
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
-- Roddy Piper

#Team #Wrestling #Hair
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?
-- Roddy Piper

#Mean #Wrestling #Gertrude
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
-- Roddy Piper

#Couple #Wrestling #Years
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
-- Roddy Piper

#Wwe #Bills #Foreheads
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?
-- Roddy Piper

#Running #Wrestling #Boys
He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
-- Roddy Piper

#Strong #Smart #Wrestling
Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
-- Roddy Piper

#Wrestling #Slim #Flair
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
-- Roddy Piper

#Wrestling #Cutting #Wwe

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