Bobby Heenan famous quotes

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Winning

This guy makes coffee nervous.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Coffee #Guy #Nervous

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Moon #Painful

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Kids #Three #Use

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Hawaii #States

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Iron #Rings

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Basketball #Two #Missing

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
-- Bobby Heenan

#Giving #Bucks #Watches

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Country #Two #Kind

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Missing #Curtains #Showers

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Scams

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Oklahoma #Tulsa #Swamps

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
-- Bobby Heenan

#Jobs #Fun #Sound

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Moving #Wrestling #Trying

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Hair #Sucker Punch

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Cheating #Successful #Wwe

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Stupid #Nuts #Eccentric

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
-- Bobby Heenan

#Inspirational #Funny #Graduation

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Blind

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Cards #Looks

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Want #Hours

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Air #Looks

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Lunch #Persons

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Ends #Parole

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Easter #Wrestling #Men

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Lasts #Saws

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Balls #Tito

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wwe #Needs

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Wwe #Two

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Mom #Dad #Home

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wwe #Lovely #Twenties

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Children #Wwe #Proof

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
-- Bobby Heenan

#Boys #Wwe #Proud

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Winning #Wwe #Draws

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wwe #Pointing #Showing Off

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Funny #Wwe #Window

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wwe #Risk #Showers

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
-- Bobby Heenan

#Eye #Chasing

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Dog #Perfect #World

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
-- Bobby Heenan

#Voice #Throat

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Fall #Cities #Limits

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
-- Bobby Heenan

#School #Phrases #Want

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Blind #Referee

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Paris #France

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Two #Stories #Downtown

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Winning #Cost #You Can Win

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
-- Bobby Heenan

#Sports #Believe #Legends

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Mom #Names #Firsts

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Two #Remember #Stink

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
-- Bobby Heenan

#Looks