Jim Cornette famous quotes

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I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
-- Jim Cornette

#Party #Mirrors #Years
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
-- Jim Cornette

#Hey #Glad
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
-- Jim Cornette

#Stupid #Night #Tests
Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.
-- Jim Cornette

#Garbage #Stink #Household
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
-- Jim Cornette

#Wwe #Rolling
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
-- Jim Cornette

#Stupid #Watches #Half
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #Acorns #Blind
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #Noise #Bigs
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
-- Jim Cornette

#Sweet #Wrestling #Men
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
-- Jim Cornette

#Jobs #Wrestling #Faults
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #Bullshit #Allergies
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #People
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
-- Jim Cornette

#Children #Real #Wrestling
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #Sides #Grass
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
-- Jim Cornette

#Wrestling #Elements #Tables
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
-- Jim Cornette

#Sports #Animal #Males

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