Jerk famous quotes

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
-- Chris Patten

#Freedom #Democracy #Jerk

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
-- Chris Patten

#Freedom #Democracy #Jerk

What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks.
-- Chris Sacca

#People #Jerk #Crisis

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
-- CM Punk

#Pride #Honest #Jerk

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
-- David Letterman

#Jerk #Disappointing #Admire

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
-- Devon Sawa

#Want #Jerk #Good Things

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker.
-- Eric Bolling

#Risk #Jerk #Narcissist

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.
-- Gerald Celente

#Leader #Needs #Jerk

Hemingway was a jerk.
-- Harold Robbins

#Witty #Humorous #Jerk

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.
-- Harry Connick, Jr.

#Years #Ego #Jerk

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.
-- Herman Wouk

#Inheritance #Wealth #Jerk

Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
-- Ian Shoales

#Play #Jerk #Amadeus

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks...
-- Jack Germond

#Politics #Jerk #Bunch

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
-- Jean Rhys

#Age #Aging #Jerk

I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.
-- Jeremy London

#Character #Jerk #Ends

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
-- John Waters

#Careers #Jerk

It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.
-- Josh Radnor

#Kind #Jerk #Achieve

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
-- Julian Casablancas

#Hands #Annoying #Jerk

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
-- Kelly LeBrock

#Why Not #Geek #Jerk

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.
-- Knut Hamsun

#Legs #Jerk #Smooth

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.
-- Kristen Bell

#Guy #Age #Jerk

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
-- Larry David

#Who I Am #Jerk

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.
-- Lisa McMann

#Guy #Jerk

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Guy #Married #Jerk

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.
-- Mike Tyson

#Laughing #Jerk #Not Afraid

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.
-- Nicolas Cage

#Jerk #Admire

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.
-- Noah Baumbach

#Dad #Eye #Jerk

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
-- Pete Sampras

#Who I Am #Publicity #Jerk

Don’t be friends with jerks.
-- R. J. Palacio

#Jerk

What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.
-- Ryan Holiday

#Jerk #Made #Explicit

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
-- Sean William Scott

#Forever #Want #Jerk

As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.
-- Terrell Owens

#Guy #Kind #Jerk

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!
-- Tim Dorsey

#Father #Jerk #Break

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
-- Wally George

#Guy #Good Guy #Jerk

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
-- Cam'ron

#Blood #Jerk #Masturbation

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.
-- Evgeni Kostitsyn

#Problem #Jerk #Moved

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.
-- Jeff Pearlman

#Guy #Lists #Jerk

Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.
-- Kellyanne Conway

#Jerk #Trump

I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
-- Martin Shkreli

#Internet #Jerk

Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
-- Zan Perrion

#Jerk #Asks

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
-- Metta World Peace

#Fans #Jerk #Percent

What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.
-- Chris Sacca

#People #Jerk #Crisis

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
-- Christina Grimmie

#Peers #Jerk #Settling

Hemmingway was a jerk.
-- Harold Robbins

#Jerk