"Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!"

-- Tim Dorsey

#Father Quotes #Jerk Quotes #Break Quotes

“The whole of that part of Southern Africa which is controlled by racial minorities is experiencing either consistent and regular guerilla activity or is faced with advanced preparation for its commencement.”
“I am not going to think about it. It was ugly, but itâ€™s over, and Iâ€™m not going to think about it.”
“I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'”

Source : "Neil McCormick interviewing Wayne Coyne, Daily Telegraph, Features section: Music On Thursday, Pg. 23.", www.statemaster.com. 23 March 2006.
“By right, as the word is employed in this subject, has always been understood discretion, that is, a full and complete power of either doing a thing or omitting it, without the person's becoming liable to animadversion or censure from another, that is, in other words, without his incurring any degree of turpitude or guilt. Now in this sense I affirm that man has no rights, no discretionary power whatever.”
“The great thing about sports is you constantly have to prove yourself. You constantly have to go out there and do it, day in and day out.”
“Some people started to call me "the King of No" because with Daft Punk we were saying "no" to everything.”
“I managed to slip two children out in the middle of my career and have been lucky with all the work.”
“Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.”

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