Lizz Winstead famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

It`s always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice - is your voice, as a viewer.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Fun #Voice #Admire
Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Careers #Truth Is #Clown
I had self-doubt about whether my story was interesting to people. I didn't want to write something that was anecdotal. It was important to me that people would get something out of my book. I want people to read it and say, "Now I don't feel so alone," or "I'm going to remember that next time I'm being an asshole."
-- Lizz Winstead

#Book #Writing #Self
In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.
-- Lizz Winstead

#People #Laughing #Parent
Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Thought Provoking #Satire #Conversation
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Smart #Writing #People
People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.
-- Lizz Winstead

#People #Care #Insurance Companies
I dropped out of college and I'm pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.
-- Lizz Winstead

#College #Self #Belief
This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Oklahoma #Target #Tornadoes
Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Nebraska #Earth #Hell
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Baby #School #Catholic
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Pregnancy #Home #Thinking
My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Thinking #Choices #Curiosity
By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?
-- Lizz Winstead

#Confidence #Self #What If
I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Baby #Differences #People
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Guy #Married #Jerk
We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Political #Insane #Elements
The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Political #Lines #Matter
We live in a nation where corporations are people.
-- Lizz Winstead

#People #Corporations
Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Opportunity #Lucky #Whole Life
I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
-- Lizz Winstead

#Mother #Cat #Unpacking

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