"And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate."

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Source : Lizz Winstead (2012). “Lizz Free or Die: Essays”, p.51, Penguin

Lizz Winstead

#Pregnancy Quotes #Home Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“People in government are self-interested just like people in business.”
“Complacencies of the peignoir, and late Coffee and oranges in a sunny chair. And the green freedom of a cockatoo Upon a rug mingle to dissipate The holy hush of ancient sacrifice”
“I'm definitely preoccupied by thinking I'm just a biological thing. I want to feel that there's more, but so often I'm reminded of how we're just like baboons, basically.”
“Normally, I love to go to the movies and when I see a character portrayed by different actors at different ages, it kind of pops a little bit for me. It brings me out of the movie experience. Now we have the technology to cure that.”
“I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either.”
“We must, by God's grace, embody the vision. If not, we are duplicitous.”
“Learn from your dreams what you lack.”
“Above all, anger needs to be felt so it can be talked through, understood and integrated, rather than acted out. In this way, it cleanses the self.”

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