"Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer."

“Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip may crush it. Do not let the fear of dropping it cause you to hold it too tightly: the chances are, it's holding you, too.”

“The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.”

“God put a secret art into the forces of Nature so as to enable it to fashion itself out of chaos into a perfect world system.”

“We start with first principles. The Constitution creates a Federal Government of enumerated powers.”

“There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right.”

“It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.”

Source : Josh Lieb (2009). “I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President”, p.39, Penguin

“No innovation in the past 200 years has done more to save lives and improve health than the sanitation revolution triggered by invention of the toilet. But it did not go far enough. It only reached one-third of the world.”

Source : "The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation expands its sanitation programme" by Liz Ford, www.theguardian.com. July 19, 2011.

“May love be your guide in every moment of your life.”