"Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to."

-- Dudley Moore

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“Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.”
“I see things as they happen pretty quick, and I just go hit it.”
“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
“Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness.”
“Friend of fatherless! Fountain of happiness! Lord of the swill-bucket! Oh, how my soul is on Fire when I gaze at thy Calm and commanding eye. Like the sun in the sky, Comrade Napoleon! Thou are the giver of All thy creatures love, Full belly twice a day, clean straw to roll upon; Every beast great or small, Sleeps at peace in his stall, Thou watchest over all, Comrade Napoleon! Had I a sucking-pig, Ere he had grown as big Even as a pint bottle or a a rolling-pin He should have learned to be Faithful and true to thee, Yes, his first squeak should be Comrade Napoleon!”
“When the Chinese suspect someone of being a potential troublemaker, they always resort to one of two methods: they crush him, or they hoist him on a pedestal.”
“As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.”
“You're a smart boy. Or if you're not, you ought to be.”

Source : Cherie Priest (2012). “Boneshaker”, p.327, Pan Macmillan

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