"But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!"

-- Woody Allen

#Links Quotes #Masturbation Quotes

“My friends ... they usually rib me about how I just sleep in and watch Oprah and that I don't really have a proper job. I've given up arguing now, so I just agree with them, even though half the time I realise I've started work before they have. Still, it's best to keep the romantic idea alive. If they call around midday and ask if they woke me, I always say yes.”
“Danger, the spur of all great minds.”

Source : The Revenge of Bussy D'Ambois act 5, sc. 1 (1613)
“It is always in the midst, in the epicenter, of your troubles that you find serenity.”
“I returned to confirm there can be no return.”
“I'm at a period in my life when I'm figuring out my idea of who I am and what I want and how to hold onto love -- all that big stuff. And I'm starting to realize that it can happen at any age. I know people who are in their 50s who are figuring out what they want and who they are, and I think it's great. It's like you're always approaching life as a beginner.”
“It made Costis wonder for the first time just how much the stoic man really wants to hide when he unsuccessfully pretends not to be in pain.”
“Film and television essentially feel the same when you're doing it, because it's the same technical approach.”
“I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission.”

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