Underwear famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
-- Alex Riley -
I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.
-- Angelina Jolie -
She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.
-- Anne Stuart -
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.
-- Ashley Tisdale -
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
-- Bertolt Brecht -
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
-- Bill Murray -
Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.
-- Bobby Miller -
Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?
-- Brad Meltzer -
You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.
-- C.C. Hunter -
I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.
-- Channing Tatum -
For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.
-- Charlotte Perkins Gilman -
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
-- Chic Murray -
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
-- Chris Pirillo -
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.
-- Claes Oldenburg -
I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear.
-- Craig Raine -
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
-- Curt Schilling -
They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.
-- David Sedaris -
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.
-- Dawn French -
G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.
-- Elle Macpherson -
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
-- Emo Philips -
What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.
-- Eugene Mirman -
Your woman wears underwear out in public,†Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage that little miracle?†“Only the Deity knows.
-- Gena Showalter -
I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!
-- Gerard Way -
So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.
-- Hank Green -
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
-- Heather McDonald -
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
-- Helen Nielsen -
One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else
-- Issey Miyake -
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
-- Jacob M. Appel -
That tag -Â underwear model -Â I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing -Â underwear. It's like I never modelled clothes,
-- Jamie Dornan -
What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?
-- Jana Oliver -
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
-- Jane Birkin -
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
-- Jean Harlow -
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
-- Jeff Kinney -
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
-- Joan Cusack -
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
-- Joan Rivers -
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
-- Kate Hudson -
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
-- Katie Price -
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.
-- Marc Andreessen -
Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.
-- Margaret Murray -
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?
-- Marian Keyes -
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
-- Martha Stewart -
A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed.
-- Massimo Vignelli -
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
-- Matt LeBlanc -
People were floored when they saw that the underwear bomber, after less than 50 minutes of interrogation, was given the rights, privileges, and immunities of an American citizen under the Constitution.
-- Michele Bachmann -
I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs.
-- Miranda Kerr -
If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
-- Naomi Campbell -
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
-- Naomi Campbell -
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-- Nicky Gumbel -
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!
-- Patricia Heaton -
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
-- Prince William -
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
-- Rachel Bilson -
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.
-- Randy Newman -
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.
-- Ray Bradbury -
I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.
-- Robert Mitchum -
I don't sound disloyal, but I've never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel figurines at home in a cabinet. Every time they make a new Marvel figure I put it in my cabinet.
-- Stan Lee -
Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.
-- Tadashi Yanai -
I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.
-- Trey Songz -
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.
-- Veronica Webb -
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
-- Victoria Beckham -
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.
-- Zelda Fitzgerald -
Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?
-- Zell Miller -
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.
-- Ashton Irwin -
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
-- Conan O'Brien -
Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.
-- Gary Gulman -
I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.
-- Mike Wilmot -
We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.
-- Shaquille O'Neal -
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets
-- Tyne O'Connell -
I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.
-- CC Sabathia -
Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty.
-- Romola Garai -
I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.
-- Rose Wilder Lane -
I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.
-- Sharon Stone -
I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.
-- JC Chasez
