"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

-- Emo Philips

#New Day Quotes #Underwear Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“War creates its own intensity of hatred... You don't want to use force except as an absolute last resort.”

Source : Interview with Laura Knoy, New Hampshire Public Radio, November 5, 2003.
“Seeds sewn in adversity bear the greatest fruit.”
“When I receive letters from girls that say, 'You give me confidence,' I think, 'Wow, this is amazing.' That's my goal: to let people know it's truly what's on the inside that counts.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“People are felt rather than seen after the first few moments...”
“Every man prays in his own language.”
“When white-collar people get jobs, they sell not only their time and energy, but their personalities as well. They sell by the week, or month, their smiles and their kindly gestures, and they must practice that prompt repression of resentment and aggression.”
“The Terrible Truth is that brutality is part of human nature, and all the laws in the world can't neuter it.”

Source : Greg Iles (2009). “The Devil's Punchbowl: A Novel”, p.586, Simon and Schuster
“On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I met Chet Faker" and I'm like, "That doesn't even look like me." I feel like I'm experiencing beardism or something.”

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