"You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it."

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Joan Rivers

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“In my own experience, the scripts that I wrote, if they didn't go within two years and become a film, they never went and no one ever came looking for them.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Spring goeth all in white, / Crowned with milk-white may: / In fleecy flocks of light / O'er heaven the white clouds stray.”

Source : Robert Bridges (1912). “Poetical Works Of Robert Brides Excluding The Eight Dramas”
“We are all too much inclined, I think, to walk through life with our eyes shut. There are things all round us and right at our very feet that we have never seen, because we have never really looked.”
“I don't personally believe that villains exist. Villains are just a way of saying that somebody has an opposing conviction.”
“Those activities at which you excel with no effort at all those are the ones you ought to pursue to the detriment of others.”

Source : "A Century of Enthusiasm". Book by Carson Cistulli, 2007.
“For just a few dollars a dose, vaccines save lives and help reduce poverty. Unlike medical treatment, they provide a lifetime of protection from deadly and debilitating disease. They are safe and effective. They cut healthcare and treatment costs, reduce the number of hospital visits and ensure healthier children, families and communities.”

Source : "Vaccines: The Biggest Bang for the Buck in Global Health" by Seth Berkley, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 19, 2011.
“How can this world, which is so beautiful, include so much horror?”
“I am ashamed to be a member of the human race but I don't want to add any more to that shame, I want to scrape a little of it off.”

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