"After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month."

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Source : "One-line genius" by Duncan Campbell, www.theguardian.com. March 16, 2007.

Chic Murray

#Wife Quotes #Black Quotes #Underwear Quotes

“My business is that of every other good citizen - to uphold the law.”
“But Time is a great traitor who teaches us to accept loss.”

Source : Elizabeth Borton de Treviño, Prentice Hall PTR, Prentice-Hall, inc (2000). “I, Juan de Pareja”
“It is curious for one who studies the action and reaction of national literature on each other, to see the humor of Swift and Sterne and Fielding, after filtering through Richter, reappear in Carlyle with a tinge of Germanism that makes it novel, alien, or even displeasing, as the case may be, to the English mind.”
“If you don't think like a winner, you're not going to be a winner.”
“A bruise, blue in the muscle, you impinge upon me. As bone hugs the ache home, so I'm vexed to love you, your body the shape of returns, your hair a torso of light, your heat I must have, your opening I'd eat, each moment of that soft-finned fruit, inverted fountain in which I don't see me.”

Source : Li-Young Lee, “The City In Which I Loved You”
“I've always been fascinated by horror films and genre films. And horror films harbored a fascination for me and always have been something I've wanted to watch and wanted to make.”
“Elton wanted a garden. They were building all afternoon while we were rehearsing. And then they built a fountain for Elton. And he said, I was only joking!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The nation can no longer afford to continue policies that hasten the flight of persons to the distant suburbs.”

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