"They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting."

-- David Sedaris

#Believe Quotes #Mean Quotes #Underwear Quotes

“I like to be with my friends and my family, listen to music and read books. Things like that relax me.”
“Look at me, he said to her. His arms and legs jerked. Look at me. You got your wish. I have learned how to love. And itâ€™s a terrible thing. Iâ€™m broken. My heart is broken. Help me. The old woman turned and hobbled away. Come back, thought Edward. Fix me”
“Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.”
“I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right”
“The more you hesitate in a game, the more your chance of getting hit. Your focus isn't there. When you hesitate, usually you're in trouble.”
“Truth! why shall every wretch of letters Dare to speak truth against his betters! Let ragged virtue stand aloof, Nor mutter accents of reproof; Let ragged wit a mute become, When wealth and power would have her dumb.”
“With all my heart I beseech and beg my two hundred million female compatriots to assume their responsibility as citizens. Arise! Arise! Chinese women, arise!”
“The hands find a way to do what the heart wants to say”

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