Heather McDonald famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.
-- Heather McDonald

#Islands #Ice #Long
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
-- Heather McDonald

#Running #Women #Underwear
My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.
-- Heather McDonald

#Dad #Children #Judgement
My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom #Mother #Careers
God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom #Earth #Simplest
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.
-- Heather McDonald

#People #Find Me #Know Me
My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.
-- Heather McDonald

#Teacher #College #Should
My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.
-- Heather McDonald

#Couple #Husband #Good Friend
People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom #Honesty #Fun
I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.
-- Heather McDonald

#Senior #Teacher #School

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