"I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny."

-- Heather McDonald

#People Quotes #Find Me Quotes #Know Me Quotes

“Wild, dark times are rumbling toward us, and the prophet who wishes to write a new apocalypse will have to invent entirely new beasts, and beasts so terrible that the ancient animal symbols of St. John will seem like cooing doves and cupids in comparison.”
“If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.”
“A great nation like the United States has many and varied interests, and we need both to do business with tyrants and to engage constantly in multilateral diplomacy.”
“Without appreciation and respect for other people, true leadership becomes ineffective, if not impossible.”

Source : George Foreman (2010). “Knockout Entrepreneur: My Ten-Count Strategy for Winning at Business”, p.36, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Now seeds are just dimes to the man in the store And the dimes are the things that he needs, And I've been to buy them in seasons before But have thought of them merely as seeds; But it flashed through my mind as I took them this time, "You purchased a miracle here for a dime."”
“I am a moonbeam, free to go whenever I choose.”
“Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.”

Source : SOPHIE TUCKER (1945). “Some of These Days: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF SOPHIE TUCKER”
“Everything in life is speaking in spite of it's apparent silence.”

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