"Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while."

-- Margaret Murray

#Government Quotes #Underwear Quotes

“Mankind accepts good fortune as his due, but when bad occurs, he thinks it was aimed at him, done to him, a hex, a curse, a punishment by his deity for some transgression, as though his god were a petty storekeeper, counting up the day's receipts.”

Source : Sheri S. Tepper (2013). “The Visitor”, p.216, Hachette UK
“The whole point of being a closet fan of anything is that people aren't supposed to then out you and say that you're closet fans of stuff.”

Source : Source: movieweb.com
“My two rules of cooking: keep it fresh and keep it simple.”
“Language is not a handmaiden to perception; it is perception; it gives shape to what would otherwise be inert and dead.”

Source : "How To Write A Sentence And How To Read One". Book by Stanley Fish, 2011.
“When you meditate, you activate cosmic energies.”

Source : James Van Praagh (2009). “Meditations with James Van Praagh”, p.5, Simon and Schuster
“I would like to suggest that what my accusers have been pleased to call the peace of the Church is more properly called the sleepiness of the Church and we should be thankful to God that it has been disturbed.”
“I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive, and it loves me. Coffee and tea and the Java and me, A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup.”
“My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.”

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