"Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%."

-- Gary Gulman

#Swings Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Underwear Quotes

“The United Nations is our world's greatest mechanism for making peace”
“Let us spend one day as deliberately as Nature, and not be thrown off the track by every nutshell and mosquito's wing that falls on the rails.”
“Life is a system of relations rather than a positive and independent existence; and he who would be happy himself and make others happy must carefully preserve these relations. He cannot stand apart in surly and haughty egoism; let him learn that he is as much dependent on others as others are on him.”
“Stiller was able to reach speeds of around 35 miles per hour, no small task for someone who had never longboarded before.”
“When covering the man with the ball, the defense should be able to touch the ball with his hand. He should assume this touching position as the ball is being received. When the ball is received, the defense should discourage the pass into the post area. The hands should be kept up. Keeping the hands up reduces a tendency to foul and allows a player to move his hands quickly.”
“I love doing photo shoots. . . I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, Iâ€™d do that. . . because thatâ€™s fun for me. Thatâ€™s not work.”
“When I feel lost and can't make a decision, I just stop and get quiet. I take a time-out.”
“Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, 'I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you.' That is why dogs make such a hit. They are so glad to see us that they almost jump out of their skins. So, naturally, we are glad to see them.”

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