"Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“But the human body has an enormous capacity for adjusting to trying circumstances. I have found that one can bear the unbearable if one can keep one's spirits strong even when one's body is being tested. Strong convictions are the secret of surviving deprivation; your spirit can be full even when your stomach is empty.”
“Democrats don't sound united.”

Source : "House Democrats Re-Elect Nancy Pelosi As Minority Leader". Press Conference, gpbnews.org. November 30, 2016.
“But when I was seven or eight, I did my first little piece of acting.”
“You go back and tell Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner.”
“It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.”
“Antonio- "Just in time, Pete. Five more minutes of reading this and she'd have been in a coma." Peter- "Are we such bad company that you'd rather hide out in here reading that old thing?”
“What uneasiness lies in being loved.”
“Society is what we make of it, so we'd better try to make it the best we can.”

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