Andy Richter famous quotes

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I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.
-- Andy Richter

#Thinking #Keys #People
I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
-- Andy Richter

#Thank You #Thinking #People
It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.
-- Andy Richter

#Different #Development #Way
The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
-- Andy Richter

#People #Taste #Producers
Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
-- Andy Richter

#People #Brain #Musician
No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!
-- Andy Richter
It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
-- Andy Richter

#Baby #Nice #Nice Things
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
-- Andy Richter

#Want #Aim #Audience
I'm not that professional.
-- Andy Richter
If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
-- Andy Richter

#Beautiful #Lying #People
I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
-- Andy Richter

#Mean #Prudes #World
I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
-- Andy Richter

#Allan Poe #Swearing
At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
-- Andy Richter

#Thinking #Games #Television
I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
-- Andy Richter

#Watches #Four Seasons #Three
I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
-- Andy Richter

#Nice #People #Popularity
But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.
-- Andy Richter

#Fiction #Stuff #Nonfiction
Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.
-- Andy Richter
There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
-- Andy Richter

#Gun #Hiking #People
I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
-- Andy Richter

#Kings #Looks #Way
Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
-- Andy Richter

#New York #Easier #Columns

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