"I'm not that professional."

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Source : "Q+A: Andy Richter's Secret to Happiness". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. March 13, 2012.

Andy Richter

“I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That's so not me.”
“A flowerless room is a soulless room, to my way of thinking; but even a solitary little vase of a living flower may redeem it.”
“We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.”
“[W]e need to talk over not only those things which are of vital importance to us as women, but also the things that are of especial interest to us as colored women.”
“We become what we think about.”
“In the last few years we have learned to distinguish the means of Socialism from the ends.”
“Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.”
“General Custer was a close observer and student of personal character.”

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