Jon Glaser famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.
-- Jon Glaser

#World #Changing The World #Exclamation
I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.
-- Jon Glaser

#Community #Sailing #Causes
What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.
-- Jon Glaser

#Beautiful #Art #May
For the most part, people don't know who I am.
-- Jon Glaser

#Who I Am #People
I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.
-- Jon Glaser

#Fun #Reality #Thinking
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.
-- Jon Glaser

#Beautiful #Opportunity #Waiting
I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.
-- Jon Glaser

#Smooth Sailing #Community #Causes
"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." Some people took "Smooth Sailing" and "Fun Jon" and made "Smooth Jon." That's a good one. It's just starting to catch on with the general public. Just every now and then, "Hey! Smooth Jon!" Or "You're Smooth Jon, right?!" People aren't quite sure. I'm like, "Yeah." "Okay, cool, that's what I thought!"
-- Jon Glaser

#Fun #People #Guy
I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.
-- Jon Glaser

#Children #Thinking #People
For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity.
-- Jon Glaser

#Ideas #Perception #Might
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.
-- Jon Glaser

#Stupid #Night #Tvs
Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.
-- Jon Glaser

#Character #Stupidity #Crew
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.
-- Jon Glaser

#Theater #Audience #Viewers
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.
-- Jon Glaser

#Wall #Audience #Engaging
If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.
-- Jon Glaser

#Ifs
I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.
-- Jon Glaser

#Mind #Recognition #Fine

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