"Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time."

-- Jon Glaser

#World Quotes #Changing The World Quotes #Exclamation Quotes

“Everyone has something to hide. And if they couldn't hide it the world would be in a lot worse mess than it is.”

Source : Richard Matheson (2013). “A Stir of Echoes”, p.61, Pan Macmillan
“It was also during my tenure of office that the Japanese Government agreed to the conclusion of a Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and signed it, pursuing a policy in harmony with the avowed desire of the people.”
“Sun Microsystems had the right people to make Java into a first-class language, and I believe it was the Sun marketing people who rushed the thing out before it should have gotten out.”
“The size of the halls doesn't matter to me too much”
“We virtually never feel our age, but thinking that we should can lead to disaster.”
“I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.”
“None of the proposed inter-city solutions would have offered more frequent or more affordable service than existing options like bussing. Busses can also be easily re-routed around gas leaks, car accidents, or traffic congestion.”

Source : Source: www.columbusunderground.com
“I feel that I am writing out of a full life. I am a rich man, rich in men known, in adventures had. I am rich with living.”

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