Jessi Klein famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

  • We must learn to live on the heavenly side and look at things from above. To contemplate all things as God sees them, as Christ beholds them, overcomes sin, defies Satan, dissolves perplexities, lifts us above trials, separates us from the world and conquers fear of death.

  • Being on Ozzfest has been a great way for us to break out and show metal fans that we have a heavy side.

  • Be truthful. Nature only sides with truth.

  • The boring side of business is what makes it work.

  • It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway.

  • O, God assist our side: at least, avoid assisting the enemy and leave the rest to me

  • I hated being depressed, but it was also in depression that I learned my own acreage, the full extent of my soul.

  • Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

  • People don't know how to talk about being depressed - that it's totally okay to feel sad.