"I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes."

“No other group (traditional Christians) is so consistently maligned on prime-time television. These defamatory portrayals betray a deep-seated hostility.”

“Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the very worst.”

Source : Joseph Conrad pt. 3, sec. 1 (1924)

“... every man has a right over his own life and war destroys lives that were full of promise; it forces the individual into situations that shame his manhood, obliging him to murder fellow men, against his will ...”

“Your confession must absolutely agree with the Word of God!”

“Our agricultural colleges continue to graduate specialists who become vocational agricultural teachers in the schools, and county agents, who go forth to extol the virtues of poison insecticides, herbicides, and commercial fertilizers.”

“To start the day without prayer is to suggest the devil is feeble, God is irrelevant, and we can handle things on our own.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 24, 2014

“Marketing is what gets you noticed.”

Source : "An Interview with Rowan Atkinson". Interview with Ken P., ca.ign.com. July 18, 2003.

“As far as I can ascertain the reasons for missing a rising fish come from faulty reactions. When we miss a fish we are either too fast or too slow”

Source : Ray Bergman (2000). “Trout”, p.355, Derrydale Press