"I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn."

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Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

Jon Glaser

#Community Quotes #Sailing Quotes #Causes Quotes

“Change is easy. Improvement is far more difficult”
“Go where the money is... and go there often.”
“There is never a Jewish community without its scholars, but where Jews may not be both intellectuals and Jews, they prefer to remain Jews.”

Source : Mary Antin (2013). “The Promised Land”, p.76, Courier Corporation
“The shortest path to more American jobs is more American energy and more jobs that relate to American energy.”

Source : "Sperling, Blunt, Menendez and Huntsman". "State of the Union", www.realclearpolitics.com. December 18, 2011.
“No matter how long it's been, no matter how impossible it looks, if you'll stay in faith, your time is coming.”
“I don't have very much interest in trends and fashions. I don't follow the fashion shows and stuff like that into my real life. But I'm very, very interested in how people put themselves together, how women and men announce themselves to the world, through what they put on their bodies. Whether we choose Birkenstocks or whether we choose Burberry - it all signifies something and it's really interesting to me.”
“I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.”
“Global warming is already acting upon us with an accelerated feedback and compounded effect that may be irreversible! We do not have eons or centuries or many decades. Most of us alive today may not even have the luxury of saying 'AprÃ¨s moi, le dÃ©luge' because we will be around to experience it ourselves. And if you think it will be 'interesting' or 'exciting,' ask the tsunami survivors if that's how they felt. This time the plutocratic drive to 'accumulate, accumulate, accumulate' may take all of us down, once and forever.”

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