"For the most part, people don't know who I am."

-- Jon Glaser

#Who I Am Quotes #People Quotes

“I don't blame individuals, I blame myself.”
“You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I look as blank as possible and hope that it freaks him out. No point in my being the only miserable one.”
“Attention is the key to transformation- and full attention also implies acceptance.”
“Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“What's broken can always be fixed What's fixed will always be broken”

Source : Song: Your Arms Around Me, Album: Night Falls Over Kortedala, 2007
“The Church should go forward along the path of progress and be no longer satisfied only to represent the Conservative Party at prayer.”

Source : Speech at Queen's Hall, London, 16 July 1917
“When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got screwed up and we saw 'The Bad Seed' instead. Horrifying. For years I was frightened of girls with pigtails.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“You're not traveling if you already know everything.”

Source : Erica Bauermeister (2011). “Joy For Beginners”, p.68, Penguin

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