"It's a very nice thing to have a baby."

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Andy Richter

#Baby Quotes #Nice Quotes #Nice Things Quotes

“These are the three main diseases of this country, sir: typhoid, cholera, and election fever. This last one is the worst; it makes people talk and talk about things that they have no say in ... Would they do it this time? Would they beat the Great Socialist and win the elections? Had they raised enough money of their own, and bribed enough policemen, and bought enough fingerprints of their own, to win? Like eunuchs discussing the Kama Sutra, the voters discuss the elections in Laxmangarh.”
“I fantasize about LeBron's ability. He is the best player I have ever seen at this age.”
“Abstraction is everybody's zero but nobody's nought.”

Source : Robert Smithson, Jack D. Flam (1996). “Robert Smithson, the Collected Writings”, p.42, Univ of California Press
“In my opinion, no feminism worthy of the name is not methodologically post-marxist.”
“There is no treasure equal to contentment and no virtue equal to fortitude.”

Source : "Holy Mother". "Prabuddha Bharatha" Journal, 1969.
“I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.”
“The Met is not only the finest encyclopedic museum of art in the United States; it is arguably the finest anywhere.”
“In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits.”

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