Jessica Simpson famous quotes

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #People #Pregnant Women

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Dream #Motherhood #Being A Mom

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Dark #Hair #Blonde

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Men

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Chocolate #Want

Am I eating chicken or tuna?
-- Jessica Simpson

#Ice Cream #Tuna #Eating

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Tears #Purpose #Wipe

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Balls #Sitting

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Artist #Mentor #Alleys

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
-- Jessica Simpson

#Camping #Bags #Louis Vuitton

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Balls #Done

I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Successful #Long #Fans

Labor is really going to hurt.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hurt #Pregnancy #Labor

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Trying

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Christian #Nike #Pregnancy

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Average #Each Day #Flatulence

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Scotch #Fetus

I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hair #Smell #Waiting

I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Thinking #People #Think Of Me

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hilarious #Texas #People

Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Parenting #Trying #Mold

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Mom #Giving Up #Scotch

There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Being Disappointed #Disappointed

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
-- Jessica Simpson

#Sea #Fish Tanks #Tuna

How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Failing #Finding Peace

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Fire #Water #Break

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my ***** were too big.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Doors #Years #Faces

I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Mom #New York #Fall

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Crazy

And I'm the worst liar of all time.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Liars #Worst #All Time

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Boys

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
-- Jessica Simpson

#Baby #Pregnancy #Yesterday

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Wedding #Married #Feels

No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Inspirational #Beautiful #Falling In Love

I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Mad #Bras #Busted

I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Falling In Love #Voice #People

I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`
-- Jessica Simpson

#Stars #Thinking #People

My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad, ... That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Jobs #Dad #Heart

I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Voice #Talent

People use music as a utensil to better themselves.
-- Jessica Simpson

#People #Use #Utensils

A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Littles

The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Girl #Real #Heart

Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Our World #Appreciate #Focus

It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Heart #Divorce #People

I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Kids #Love Is

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Crazy #Pregnancy #Healthy

Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Love #Fall #Men

We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Reality #Tv Shows #Giving

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!
-- Jessica Simpson

#Fake #Thank God #Stuff

Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Passion #Careers #Looks

People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Sexy #Thinking #Hair

Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Spiritual #Giving #Romance

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Thanksgiving #Sound

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Sports #Running #Play

Fashion just comes naturally to me.
-- Jessica Simpson

#Fashion

Is this chicken or is this fish?
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hilarious #Chickens #Fishes