"The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!"

-- Jessica Simpson

#Average Quotes #Each Day Quotes #Flatulence Quotes

“When the sun is shining I can do anything; no mountain is too high, no trouble too difficult to overcome.”
“Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept.”
“It isn't the changes that do you in, it's the transitions.”
“This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.”
“There is a kind of a cascading chain, ... If one can't sell, then that business doesn't buy and that means the next business doesn't sell, and the previous business doesn't sell, and so on.”
“Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.”
“An adaptable company is one that captures more than its fair share of new opportunities. It's always redefining its 'core business' in ways that open up new avenues for growth.”
“There are many ways to calm a negative energy without suppressing or fighting it. You recognize it, you smile to it, and you invite something nicer to come up and replace it; you read some inspiring words, you listen to a piece of beautiful music, you go somewhere in nature, or you do some walking meditation.”

Source : Thich Nhat Hanh (2009). “The Art of Power”, p.19, Harper Collins

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