"Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do."

-- Artie Lange

“Contrary to what they tell you... You are not a limited material being.”
“As all nocturnal creatures, I have a tendency to wander about during the night, embracing and relishing in its mysteriousness, unexplained sounds, and thick aura of darkness. As a pianist I was drawn to compositions with the titles of Nocturne and Notturno - from Maria Szymanowska's Nocturne in B-flat to John Field and Frederic Chopin's Nocturnes. The night offers a myriad array of emotions from solace to absolute horror. I tried to infuse some of these terrifying thoughts, as well as solace that only night can bring into Night Soundings.”

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“Our initial assessment is that they will all die.”
“I want all my books to provoke some kind of response in the reader, to make them think something or feel something or both, and for that to become a part of them and work into their own lives.”
“There are different reasons to make movies.”
“There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity. All life is one; therefore, there cannot be God and man, nor a universe and God. A god not in the world is a false god, and a world not in God is unreal. All things return to one, and one operates in all.”
“A confidence man knows heâ€™s lying; that limits his scope. But a successful shaman ropes himself first; he believes what he says â€” and such belief is contagious; there is no limit to his scope.”
“It is so much better to get the right exposure than to have to mess around later with Photoshop.”

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