"I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I'm talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it."

-- Aziz Ansari

#Thinking Quotes #Ice Cream Quotes #Talking Quotes

“Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.”
“... one thing people always ask me is 'How do you play outside?' ... I have no idea how to teach that, but when I was discussing this with our bass player Jesse Murphy, he said 'tell them to go cliff diving'... In other words, when you're jamming, you have to take risks if you want to find new sounds...”
“We are all Africans under the skin.”
“Let my inspiration flow, in token lines suggesting rhythm, that will not forsake me, till my tale is told and done”

Source : "Song: "Lady With a Fan"". 1977.
“I never was much of a game player, but I loved to be on the computer.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The rose has told In one simplicity That never life Relinquishes a bloom But to bestow An ancient confidence.”

Source : "Venus Invisible and Other Poems" by Nathalia Crane, ("Tadmore"), 1928.
“I think the beauty industry is a stepping stone in terms of pageants that will give you a launching pad to be seen. For people to understand who you are and what you stand for... I think it teaches self esteem and self worth. And it also encourages you to have a more philanthropic viewpoint of the world.”
“When reputable scientists correct flaws in an experiment that produced fantastic results, then fail to get those results when they repeat the test with flaws corrected, they withdraw their original claims. They do not defend them by arguing irrelevantly that the failed replication was successful in some other way, or by making intemperate attacks on whomever dares to criticize their competence.”

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