"Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere."

-- Robert Fulghum

#Bananas Quotes #Existence Quotes #Anything Can Happen Quotes

“The perpetual hunger to be beautiful and that thirst to be loved which is the real curse of Eve.”
“Nothing human surprises me.”
“That foolishness is what people call pride. That pride that you'd die to protect... why can't I have it? Did you pity me? Up until now, I was just powerless and pitiful to you. So you thought I'd take any helping hand offered to me. Right?”
“Men who stand on any other foundation than the rock Christ Jesus are like birds that build in trees by the side of rivers. The bird sings in the branches, and the river sings below, but all the while the waters are undermining the soil about the roots, till, in some unsuspected hour, the tree falls with a crash into the stream; and then its nest is sunk, its home is gone, and the bird is a wanderer.”
“I discovered that seventeen-year-old girls have such huge verbal energy that their brain drives them to expend it every twenty seconds. On the third day I decided I had to find her a boyfriend -- if possible, a deaf one.”
“Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.”
“I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.”
“It's surely summer. for there's a swallow: Come one swallow, his mate will follow, The bird race quicken and wheel and thicken.”

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