"Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut."

-- Fred Allen

#New York Quotes #Humor Quotes #Cities Quotes

“It is pleasant, when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shores the struggles of another.”
“As long as something is happening it really does not matter if it is of God, of man or of the devil.”
“We formed in 1993 to make it clear that we don't take our marching orders from anyone overseas, we have no connection to the Muslim Brotherhood.”
“I watch the confusion of friends all numb with love moving like stray dogs to the anthem of night long conversations of pulsing rhythms and random voltage voices in spite of themselves graceful as these raindrops creeping spermlike across the car window.”

Source : Song: You Pay Your Money and You Take Your Chance, Album: Inner City Front
“The promises of God are equal to current coin. Therefore, I must act on the promises as I would if I actually had the cash.”
“In this modern day and age, we have instant coffee, instant tea - instant disbelief. That's the reason we will never become anything. It is because we will never believe in ourselves. We will always listen to the mass majority. If everybody's making fun of you and criticizing you, then you know you're on the right track. 'Cause most people ain't got it.”
“When the history of the 20th century is finally written, one of its key features will be the wanton slaughter of more than 170 million people, not in war, but by their own government. The governments that led in this slaughter are the former USSR (65 million) and the Peoples Republic of China (35-40 million). The point to remember is that these governments were the idols of America's leftists. Part of the reason for these and other tyrannical successes was because the people were first disarmed.”
“A lot of people would enter restricted sites just to say they can, and then log out. Today, everything related to hacking seems to be for monetary gain.”

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